"Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"Please Fill Out Form Catch-22

If you need a refresher, Cole was first seen in this strip, and this one. Finally gave him a name tonight. He should be thanking me, despite the fact that he really comes off as a jerk in tonight’s strip. Gotta give a little to get a little, Cole.

By the way, Linh’s experience is nothing like my own personal experience. My part-time job is at a church, not a grocery store. Couldn’t be more different. Ahem.


  • Hello, PA state gov't? Might be a good idea to update the recommended browsers for your websites to something other than Netscape or IE 4.0 #
  • Facebook is asking me to help other people find their friends. If they're playing hide and seek, wouldn't that be cheating? #
  • I really, really hate having to discipline my 6yo. Feels like such a waste of precious time and energy with my boy… :( #
  • There aren't too many problems that don't look less insurmountable from behind a bowl of noodles. That's the theory, at least. #
  • Hrm. Noodle pack is divided into groups of 4. Package says 6 servings per container. Math: You're doing it wrong. #
  • On the Honey Nut Cheerios box, the bees are giving "Hive (High) Fives", despite the fact they only have 4 fingers. …Boy, do I need a job. #
  • Sorry to hear. :( Still trying to find a groove that doesn't drive @jacksvalentine nuts. ;) #
  • Of course, Internet, that last tweet was specifically meant as a response to @getfreshdesigns. Make a note of it. #
  • Looking at insurance info. Every time I see "AD&D Insurance" I think of getting a payout if someone rolls a critical hit on me w/ a d20. #
  • Dangit. Miscommunication has led to a falling-through of plans for tonight. C'est la vie, I suppose. #
  • Anyone with Photoshop (Elements 6/Mac) experience: Any idea why any time I select the Text tool, it hangs? Worked just fine a week ago. #
  • Oh, happy day! OS X's Time Machine helped me restore Photoshop to a point that it's working again! Thanks for trying to help, @ps_elements #
  • All my childhood memories are now torn asunder. RT @beckami: That's just not right: http://bit.ly/a4IbgN #
  • Trying really hard not to think too much about how the relationship between Handy Manny and his tools could be misconstrued… #
  • Hey, Lancastrians? (Lancastrati? …eep) Anyone know how/where to dispose of CFL bulbs? Closer to Lititz, the better… #
  • Just finished moving my grandmother into a "home". Not a great day. #
  • Thanks for the hugs, all. Sorry I didn't respond earlier; phone still doesn't get @ replies. #
  • Okay, so it's shotguns & torches for a zombie uprising, but milk, bread & eggs for a snowpocalyse, right? I always get those two mixed up… #
  • Well, shoveling and falling into snowbanks was diverting. Now it's time to get back to that résumé re-write! The fun just. never. stops. #

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Hrm…sorry, all, but it seems as if there’s not gonna be a comic tonight, due to the fact that as soon as I select the “text” tool in Photoshop, the whole program hangs. Cross your fingers with me, friends. This may get messy.

* Bawl! *

Told you.


  • w00t! Now listening to the latest episode of The Lancast (http://bit.ly/6qq2bE) that features…well, me! :D #
  • anyone know of a way to recover a Word file that's been overwritten? #
  • Y'know those horror movies where everyone is hit with an evil, nasty virus except for ONE MAN? ..Feelin' kinda paranoid at the moment. *ulp* #
  • Good morning to everyone at the #lancup! #

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  • Just took "Which Canadian city do you belong in?" and got: Ottawa-Gatineau, Ont.! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/4RukkX #
  • Wondering if I should be concerned that my daughter–who went to bed 2 hours ago–is singing the "clean-up" song to herself in her crib… #
  • Had a dream last night that involved Weis Markets, a library, robot drones in Iraq & David Letterman. I'm a bit worried. #
  • My 6yo son is homeschooling my 2yo daughter in the ABCs. Very cute. #
  • No, cleaning up kitty puke at 4:40 this morning wasn't how I wanted to start my day; thank you very much. #
  • Whether you pronounce 'vise' like 'vize' or like 'vice'…feels like my head's in one. :P #
  • As @jacksvalentine left this morning, I called out, "Love you, babe!" 2yo responds with, "You, too, babe!" Cuteness! ^_^ #
  • Taking Little Man out for a strawberry Frappuccino for a good report card #
  • Installed Snow Leopard on my Mac. Got the stupid mouse ball to scroll down. Feeling pretty good 'bout me. Quitting while I'm ahead. G'night. #
  • Thanks. Trainer was a bit snotty about that. #
  • Day started decently w/ free Dunkin Donuts coffee. Went downhill fast. Ended w/ snuggles & Doctor Who with @jacksvalentine. Call it a wash. #
  • Had a great time chatting today with @danielklotz and @DBMoulton! Classy guys. Particularly the part…er, that is…um. Good guys. Yeah. ;) #

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  • I coulda sworn that "Don't disconnect my internet until Tuesday" would've kept me online thru today…which is Monday… #
  • Tried some orange vanilla "Rice Dream" tonight. Actually was really decent. Overpriced, but decent. #
  • Dangit. Had to tell my son not to be annoyed by his sister loving him & wanting to do what he does. Hate replaying my parents' dialog… #
  • So…if I'm filing for unemployment online, but still have a part-time job, what do I enter for "last day worked"? Site won't let me skip it #
  • In the ? "Did you earn $3,384 or more from this employer during your most recent period of employment?" what period are they referring to? #
  • Looking for animal pictures to go with the song "Floating Zoo" for a kids presentation. "Vixen" presented some interesting challenges… #
  • The National Nummy Weather Service has issued a Severe Piestorm Warning for the area. Head to your basement and grab a fork! #
  • Giving my daughter a bath. Also, trying to remember at what point for me were bath toys no longer awesome… #

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