- My new alarm clock has a switch on the back that simply adds or subtracts an hour from the time for Daylight Saving. Best. Invention. EVAR. #
- Who decided that the mini 8 oz cans of jellied cranberry sauce were 3 servings-worth? I could eat 2 or 3 of those things in one pop. #
- May regret making this public, but since @WiseGrass did, so will I! Anyone wanna "Wave" hello? zoidland@googlewave.com #
- Today's Google doodle celebrates the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street. "W" is for "w00t"! http://bit.ly/JZ7Jx #
- A half hour ago, told wife I could *so* go for a Dunkin Donut right now. 5 minutes ago, found a fresh box of said donuts in front of me. ^_^ #
- …So, in light of recent carb-related events: I could *so* go for a new job opportunity right now… #
- Another thing I never said while answering phones in the repair dept: "The problem's coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!" Perhaps this is good. #
- Apparently, I am Bert. This should come as absolutely no surprise to those who know me. http://bit.ly/1foxCp #
- Y'know, I've always kinda enjoyed that I share a birthday with Art Garfunkel. …But Kevin Jonas had to be born today, too? Really? …oy… #
- This is pretty awesome: I drew a guest comic for Real Life Comics (http://bit.ly/12oONC)! I feel, like, all official and whatnot!
# - All this week, I've received calls from "Verizon Wireless" asking for Garry Walter. On Tues I called them; said they haven't called me. WTH? #
- There are times when I think home ownership is really for chumps. Not coincidentally, those are usually the days when I must do yardwork. #
- Hey, @lititzguy? Gotta talk about your dog's bad influence on my daughter. Asked her to give me a kiss at bedtime…she licked my face. #
Powered by Twitter Tools
